Unisex · Heavyweight cotton
The Everything Tee
One heavyweight cotton tee for whatever you're doing today.
$48 — founding batch, first 100. $58 after.
The founding batch is capped at 100 units across the launch. That's the only urgency we do — it's real.
Get early access
Samples are in production. Join the list — first look and first access when pre-orders open.
The Everything Tee is a heavyweight cotton t-shirt for being outside — 100% cotton at 330 gsm, cut relaxed and athletic, $48 in the founding batch for anyone who'd rather not own a different shirt for every sport.
Thick enough to hold its shape, loose enough to move in. You don't pick a shirt for the run and a different one for after. This is both.
Front says Stoke. Back reads like a weather report, because the forecast never actually mattered to you anyway.
The facts.
- Fabric
- 100% cotton
- Weight
- 330 gsm (9.7 oz)
- Fit
- Relaxed athletic
- DTG
- Sizes
- XS–2XL
- Colorways
- Navy, White
- Front
- “Stoke.” center chest
- Back
- Weather-report print, upper back
Care
Machine wash cold · Tumble dry low · Do not bleach · Iron low — avoid the print · No dry clean
Fit, honestly.
Relaxed athletic fit — room through the body without going boxy. True to size gets you the intended fit. The full measurement chart goes up as soon as it's confirmed off the supplier's spec — real numbers, not a guess.
Shown as pre-production — real photography lands with samples.
OUTSIDE.
100% CHANCE, ALL CONDITIONS.
SEE YOU OUT THERE.
The back says it.
The back print reads like a weather report — because the weather was never the deciding factor.
Asked a lot.
Is the Everything Tee just for running?
No. It's a 330 gsm heavyweight cotton tee with a relaxed athletic unisex fit — built to work for a run, a hike, a pickleball game, and the errands after. One shirt, whatever the day is.
Why is it $48 now and $58 later?
The founding batch — capped at 100 units across the launch — is priced at $48. When it's gone, the price is $58. That's the whole mechanic. No countdown timers, no fake stock counters; the cap is just real.
When does it ship?
Samples are in production now. Pre-orders open the day we can show you the real garment on real people, and the list hears first. We'll publish the shipping timeline with pre-orders — a real date, not a guess.
More questions? The FAQ answers them straight.
